Angel Locsin Is A Vamp

I have no idea about the context surrounding these pics, but I can give some explanation. The "vamp" girl here is Angel Locsin, who everybody knows doesn't even have to take a bath to be extremely do-able. The bald gay-looking dude beside her is most probably a simple fanboi -- just like you and me, except he actually had a chance to snuggle so close to Angel, and must therefore be the object of our bottomless envy. But before anyone of you goes out and bashes a shop window, relax, people. Don't you see he's gay? Like, as gay as a lineup of moustache-twirling reality TV show judges. So we can all sleep soundly knowing that we are all equally out of real access to real pussy. Or maybe God's condition is you have to be first gay before you could smell Angel's skin.

Holy shit.


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