Angel Locsin Is A Vamp
Monday, October 8, 2007
I have no idea about the context surrounding these pics, but I can give some explanation. The "vamp" girl here is Angel Locsin, who everybody knows doesn't even have to take a bath to be extremely do-able. The bald gay-looking dude beside her is most probably a simple fanboi -- just like you and me, except he actually had a chance to snuggle so close to Angel, and must therefore be the object of our bottomless envy. But before anyone of you goes out and bashes a shop window, relax, people. Don't you see he's gay? Like, as gay as a lineup of moustache-twirling reality TV show judges. So we can all sleep soundly knowing that we are all equally out of real access to real pussy. Or maybe God's condition is you have to be first gay before you could smell Angel's skin.
Holy shit.
Labels: 1 Philippines Babes, Angel Locsin
Angel Locsin Sits On A Couch!
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Here's the lovely Angel Locsin relaxing on some lounge chair! Isn't that so amazing? She's sitting there like an ordinary person! Wow! Actually, she's waiting for Oyo Boy's penis to fall down from heaven and onto her lap, except Oyo's dick is so tiny scientists would call it a fucking droplet. Good thing they're no longer an item. Sacrificing all those chickens really worked for me.
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Angel Locsin is Classy
Friday, September 28, 2007
Some old shots of Angel Locsin wearing some classy makeup and outfit. I know, you don't usually see here like this. We've loved the cameltoe-flashing, tongue-sticking, armpit-baring Angel Locsin, but sometimes you get something nice and innocent like this.
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One Of Angel Locsin's Breasts Wants Some Air
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Oh alright, this picture looks edited for Pete's sake, but isn't it so nice that every once in a while, somebody spends valuable photoshopping time just so we can see the kind of skin we only encounter in our fiercest wet dreams? The face of that guy behind her is so fucking priceless.
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Angel Locsin Sticks Out Her Tongue
Monday, September 24, 2007
Angel Locsin sticks out her tongue in the snap above, quickly sending me into indulging in impure thoughts involving Angel, a bubbly jacuzzi, and me in my hot pink thong. Whatever. Somebody should begin calling Angel the official "stick-out queen," as we've seen here many times sticking stuff out, like her panties, her armpits, her cameltoe, and her unbearably cutesy Archie comic book.
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Sinulog 2007 Starring Angel Locsin's Flawless Armpits
Friday, September 21, 2007
Angel Locsin, Filipina extra-ordinaire, flashes her wonderful armpits whose briny secretions are reportedly so delicious you can wipe your bagel on them as some sort of olive oil replacement. Taken during the 2007 Sinulog Festival in the Philippines.
Above: Angel ponders the fate of the universe and the silly pinkness of that thing in her front during her brief armpit-recharging mode.
Above: Angel during the slightly lengthy armpit-aeration mode, which requires her to move about and expose her precious underarms to the fresh, oxygen-rich air. At this crucial point, this recharging phase is very important to her career.Labels: 1 Philippines Babes, Angel Locsin
Angel Locsin in Black And Ready To Go
Sunday, September 16, 2007
I don't know what Angel Locsin's doing here posing for the camera in that black gorgeous thing, but something tells me she's wearing nothing but perfume underneath it.
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Angel Locsin: "The Pause That Refreshes"
Saturday, September 15, 2007
This is the perfect thirst-quencher on a hot day. And yeah, Coke, too.
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Angel Locsin In A Nice Floral Dress
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Angel Locsin (above) oh-so-slightly parts her legs, which she loves doing sometimes to make you go crazy like a dog. You realize of course that there's only about 2.5 inches from the edge of that short skirt to her actual honey box? 2.5 fucking inches! I actually measured that, and yet, it's oh so far.
Enjoy these Angel Locsin sexy pictures, will you. I suggest you click on them because some of them are huge high-resolution shots.
Labels: 1 Philippines Babes, Angel Locsin
Angel Locsin's Breast For Your "Not Really" Viewing Pleasure
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Only the most dedicated Angel Locsin voyeur would have been quick enough to snap this shot of the lovely Filipina actress as she almost had one of her breasts jump out (above).
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The Video Where Angel Locsin's Boobs Look So Huge
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Angel Locsin's boobs seem to be growing bigger by the day. Recently in the crappy Philippine noontime show Wowowee, Willie Revillame spotted Angel in the crowd and introduced her to the audience. As you can see in the above video, even Willie couldn't restrain his dick from going berserk. I could definitely swear those puppies are bigger than the last time I touched them.
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Yummy Angel Locsin Cameltoe
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Emailed to me by the fearless blog reader who goes by the name "72". Surely, who can say no to an Angel Locsin cameltoe? I for one won't.
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Angel Locsin On The Set Of 'Majika'
Monday, July 16, 2007
Oh it's Angel Locsin, flying in the blue screen room with her cute tummy! From the set of GMA 7's Majika. Thanks dudes for sending me this. Just keep the photos coming, people.
Labels: 1 Philippines Babes, Angel Locsin
Angel Locsin On The Set Of 'Asian Treasures'
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
With all the shit currently surrounding Angel Locsin because of that thing about Marimar, a blog reader sent these shots of Angel Locsin during the shoot of the Asian Treasures trailer. Angel's figure never ceases to amaze me, but I don't think giving Marimar to equally stunning Marian Rivera is such a big mistake: I've begun seeing Marimar's teasers on TV with Marian gyrating like a mermaid, and I have to say this girl also has a huge potential; she can really be "naughty" if you'd ask her to. I can hardly wait till the first Marimar behind-the-scenes pictures arrive in my inbox.
Labels: 1 Philippines Babes, Angel Locsin
What Angel Locsin Does At Home
Saturday, July 7, 2007
Whether Angel Locsin is putting fine lingerie in her armoire or washing greasy dishes, she still doesn't lose that unmistakable glamor. Okay, woman, we all know you're hot. So bend over.
Kidding. Click to enlarge, dudes.
The sad thing about standing beside Angel Locsin is it makes you ten times uglier, as you can see above. Angel should always be holding a card bearing, "Warning: I make other people look uglier than they should. Stand aside." Or something like that so people can run away in all directions.
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FHM Sexiest Women 2007 Runners-up
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
These girls are the runners up behind Katrina Halili, numbers 3 to 10 (Katrina Halili is actually counted as # 2, as Jessica Alba is the global official # 1).
# 3: Angel Locsin shows us the killer panties that pushed her near the top of the list. I actually prefer her over Katrina.
# 4: Angelica Panganiban, which is a fiasco, because I don't think she belongs to a "sexy" list.
# 5: Ehra Madrigal. Now that's more like it. No matter from what angle you try to look at her, Ehra is just oozing with sex appeal. It helps to actually have naturally huge tits, you know.
# 7: Diana Zubiri. Ah, the girl whose underwear I'd gladly sniff for the sake of science. This shot is her classic, slightly controversial photo from back in 2002. See how slim and perfect she was back then, compared to the heavier-set woman she is today. How fast time flies.
# 8: Jennylyn Mercado, another fiasco. How can anyone consider her on top of a sexiest women list when all her beauty reminds you is some cross-dressing man-woman.
# 10. Iwa Moto. Her inclusion among the top 10 just breaks my heart. I consider her one of the skankiest ladies i've ever encountered in Philippine show biz. Major turn-off the way she talks and moves and just about everything about her. I wonder why she''s here at all. A tragedy, really.
Labels: 1 Philippines Babes, Angel Locsin, Angelica Panganiban, Anne Curtis, Bianca King, Diana Zubiri, FHM Girls, Iwa Moto, Jennylyn Mercado
