Aira: FHM's GF Of The Month for June 2007

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FHM Girls In Various Alluring Poses

It would be a complete waste of Blogger disk space if I'd let these yummy scans from FHM's special Lady's Confessions issue rot in my hard drive. Click on 'em to enlarge.

Oh, it's Renee Summers.


See how people cleverly airbrush the nipple out of existence?




You know what, I once had a girl that looks exactly like the above. In a motel. From my long distant past.


Myles Hernandez wondering why her career is now no longer worth any shit. Poor girl. Maybe I should hook up with her.

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Lee Hyo-lee In Ethiopia

Many people have been criticizing Lee Hyo-lee (Lee Hyori) for spending time in Ethiopia, accusing her of doing it merely for publicity. Of course, it's a freaking publicity stunt -- I'd willingly go there and screw some buffalo if that would mean "handsomeness points" for my career and probably help elevate awareness of the condition of some God-forsaken third world country. I even met people who didn't even know there was a country called Ethiopia until Lee Hyori began making the headlines. Heck, Ringo Starr of the Beatles didn't even know there was some goddamn country called the Philippines until Imelda Marcos sort of tried to trap them in Manila in the 1960s.

Bottomline: Lee Hyori still looks so cute even with that complete lack of makeup and all that dirty mud. By the way, if you're in Korea, KBS is airing Lee Hyori's "altruistic masturbation" very soon. Watch out.



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Yoon Eun Hye Without Makeup

Since I've been blabbing about my raging hard-on over Yoon Eun Hye and her upcoming TV drama Coffee Prince, one of this blog's good-lookin' readers was thoughtful enough to send me these pictures to yank me out of delirium. These are Eun Hye without makeup, which I have to admit looks slightly different from her on-screen persona. But because I'm really nuts about her, I'm pretending I have a heart of gold and insist even if Eun Hye is covered with warts, I'd still lick her pretty face. Gosh I'm crazy.




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Maja Salvador in Folded and Hung's Ad Campaign

At the risk of sounding like a genuine perve (which I normally am, but not entirely in this case), I think Maja Salvador's appearance in Folded and Hung's ad campaign really fleshes out (pardon the pun) the girl's full physical potential. Aren't those thighs so nice? It just shows you a glimpse of the up and coming hotness that is Maja. My mouth hangs open in anticipation.

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Song Hye-kyo Still Stunning Without Makeup

The idea in these photos featuring Korean stunner Song Hye-kyo seems to be: match the purity of the drinking water with some really fresh face. The photos are outtakes for an ad for a water purifier or something. As far as I know, these are Hye-kyo's latest public pictures, which don't include my pictures of her naked while taking a bath.





Minimal makeup doesn't hurt and even enhances Hye-kyo's fine features.



And add a little more makeup and the result is just stunning: Hye-kyo has one of those faces that really work well with color.

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Erica Arlante on FHM

I don't know what else model Erica Arlante does, but you encounter hotness like this, you just shut up.

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Yoon Eun Hye Steals People's Hearts At The 'Coffee Prince' Press Con

Yoon Eun Hye, the star of Princess Hours, as you know, is appearing again in the upcoming Coffee Prince. And during the press con on June 26, I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. Those were just amazing. I know what I'm saying because Eun Hye was already so awesome during her Baby Vox days [to see what I'm blabbing about, check out her category on the side bar], and man, that bod and pretty face, they just push you to light up a candle to her shrine.

Anyway, the Korean title literally means "1st Store Coffee Prince," which is as ridiculous as the usual Japanese title. Good thing they changed it. The drama begins airing in Korea on July 2, and everybody is already making a countdown. Maybe it will be exported to other Asian countries a few months after the Korean airing. The story's the usual rich boy, poor girl stuff, only this time, the poor girl (Eun Hye) pretends she's a man (hence the haircut); she even reportedly sang an all-nighter at a karaoke room to make her voice hoarse.


Eun Hye caught adjusting her man-killer skirt. She's a bit concerned on how "short" it looks. Please somebody tell her there's a divine reason why they call it a "skirt."





Look how happy she is when I grabbed the microphone and told her I'm willing to forget my good Catholic upbringing and will gladly let her blow me and die in sin.

I wonder what these guys are thinking while holding the girl's hands; I bet one of 'em is squeezing it.

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Zhang Ziyi Is So Happy She's Getting Heavy


Well, what do you know. It's been 10 years since the UK handed over Hong Kong to China. I still remember all the magazines I subscribe to in 1997 (June 25) talking, gesticulating, wondering, or just gossiping about the fate of the former British colony. It turns out there's not much to fear, as the island is as capitalist as you can enjoy these days. And still a lot of shopping fun. Well, some Asian stars were there during the anniversary, and what surprised me was seeing Zhang Ziyi looking so great and a bit fleshy, especially in her face. Is she pregnant? Has that Vivi Nevo dude, her Caucasian smelly boyfriend, finally got it right this time? In any case, she looks great, and I'd still welcome her in my arms should that bastard dumps her.

Oh, it's Kelly Chen.

Shu Qi, my favorite porn star-turned-mainstream actress. She never fails to excite me.


Chinese actress Zhou Xun

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